Dashboard lights flashing everywhere!

125,000 miles. Had the oil changed and tire rotation on Saturday at the
dealership. Sunday, I changed the drivers side fog lamp - I jacked the car up
from the driver side, high enough for me to get underneath the car and work
with a jack stand in place.

Monday morning I started driving and about 1/4 mile down the road the fuel
light came on, gas gauge went to empty (topped off on Sunday evening),
slippery road light is on, cruise control light is blinking and the check engine
light is on.

I checked the fuel cap and gas cap, they're good. I disconnected the battery
terminal for 15 minutes or so and reconnected, no go.

Thoughts?