Used Mercury Grand Marquis for Sale near Jasper, AL

My uncle gave me this car for the demo derby. The rebuilt 302 V8 was strong and powerful with straight-pipe headers through the hood. Brakes were deteriorated but worked well. Car was solid, and frame was in good shape (abnormal for this model). Starter and solenoid were junk, had to replace both. I'm not into the big boxy 4-door sedan style, but I think it looks better than comparable Chevys (Impala) and Mopars (NYorker 5th Ave, Gran Fury, Diplomat). Gas mileage was 18-20 mpg (not bad for the size). Pretty fun to drive, does sweet burnouts.

It's like driving my couch down the road. Sturdy and steady, shes keeps chugging along. Far from fast, but its not snail, it kinda cruises...Land cruises... like a land yacht. Makes you feel like you're in charge, over all pretty nice.

It's like driving a sailboat! Not particularly responsive or quick, but you get used to it. Runs great, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm never reviewing a car again blah blah blah blah blah I'm poetic?! blah blah blah. finis. I am not entering a longer review, butthead!