My battery is fully charged and connected, but absolutely nothing on the car works. Is there a master fuse of some kind?
Check all fuses and relays. Ignition switch
It has to be a fuse of some sort since the headlights also do not work. I am pretty sure the ignition switch is operable.
1st try disconnecting the battery then reconnect. My '90 Reattas would sometimes go into a "sleep mode" and this woke them up.
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