battery power completely dead (battery is OK) - won't crank starter, no lights anywhere
Not too familiar with this model of car, but one suggestion; if the starter motor isn't making any noise whatsoever then check if the resistance from the battery hasn't depleted. If you can jump start it let the battery charge for a while then turn it off then on and see of it makes any difference in starting.
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