what can i do to get my car to start

Asked by Apr 24, 2014 at 04:08 AM about the 1999 Audi A4 1.8T

Question type: Maintenance & Repair

please  adwise me

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Not much info here- my suggestion, on an Audi- Play Wagner on your stereo- make an Alter to Wotan, king of the Arians, light 13 black candles, make a sacrifice of your wallet on the Alter by setting it aflame in synthetic oil- face north to Valhalla and repeat this phrase: "help me, help me, help me, help me......)

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