How to past security in my Nissan maximum 2004

Asked by Nov 05, 2015 at 06:00 PM about the 2004 Nissan Maxima

Question type: General

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How to defeat anti-theft? You don't

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You mean the security gate with the armed guards? Get little flags and put them on the front fenders, then get a piece of cardboard, cut it to the shape of a license plate and write "Diplomat" on it with a magic marker or a crayon if you don't have one, and tape it over your front license plate. Then, using the same magic marker, paint a beard on you chin and using your best British accent, just drive right up to those guys with the assault rifles and demand to get in- They don't ever use those things anyway-

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@Jamnblues...You should be ashamed of yourself for giving such poor advise! You left out the most important part...the fender flags need to be ISIS flags.

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But.....But.....poor advice is my specialty!

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LOL - Jamnblues

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