My E34 Started life as a average 530i auto touring ,but it has since been converted to use the BMW 4.4 V8 and a six speed manual gearbox.
Performance is enough to make you giggle to yourself and ask ...is this the meaning of life???
It has had a few other modifications but these are to techy to go in to details here.
The car does like to chew up and spit out various early porshes,various boy racers and there RS Turbos(sorry i only like series 1`s)vtr`s etc...
In fact i must say sorry to the young chap on the A14 in a electric blue saxo..i think it was a VTS.
The body kit on this car must have weighed at lease 50 kg+the stupid over sized exhaust 15-20 kg..any way i must continue the story.
You came out of the milton slip road at around 80 mph and cut me up...tut..tut..a few years ago i would have blown a fuse!
You then accelerated up to the mighty heights of 120 ...sorry son i was changing between 4&5 it is a but awkward with a 6 speed.
At around exning your car started to smoke...very blue in colour if i remember correctly  quickly follow by you car throwing bits of engine across the carridge way which was then followed by a vast cloud of white smoke & steam.i did not see what happend after that as by the time you had pulled over i prob would have been 4-5 miles up the road.
In future if you spend money on a car....protect your investment,only do what your car can do,do not think that that your car is the best there is always someone bigger and faster than you...always!
...and yes even i know when to pull over TVR`s,New porkers,AMG`s etc.